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Monday, September 18, 2006

Tips for Chicks #5: I'd Rather Be In France

Tip: Look for guys who are happy to be there. Avoid Dudes who are too cool for the room.

What Your Looking For: Look for guys who can get along and have a good time just about anywhere. You'll want a chap who is open to going the bar, cool at the office, not adverse to the park, pleased to be camping, not finicky about were to go to dinner, and chill at your parents BBQ.

What Your Looking To Avoid: Avoid the dipsticks who can't seem to stop talking about where else they would rather be. Example "I'd Rather be back in France. America is so crude. In France I could eat cheese, drink wine, and watch passively as an enraged and oppressed French-Algerian burned my car." Or "How do you survive here? This is horrible. This is why I never want to leave Manhattan. I can't go without my 24 hour a day Sushi, or the trendy and pretentious Sake bar, or the alternative atmosphere of Pasgustramini's Espresso Shoppe, or the latest fashions of the boutiques on South 5th Broad Parkway Avenue, or the silent desperation of millions of people living on-top of each other in lonely wretched debt who gaze at you with their soulless eyes and don't give a damn whether you live or die. I could never leave all that."

Why it matters: At first Joe-I'm-Too-Cool will seem like quite the worldly catch. But his BS will wear thin quick. When it does you'll tell him "If its so great then just go live there". And surprise... surprise! He'll have all manner of excuses why he can't.

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# posted by Max : 9/18/2006 03:45:00 PM  
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