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Friday, August 11, 2006

Tips For Chicks

Over the years a number of kind-hearted women-folk have offered me advice about finding a good woman. And while I've yet to find Mrs. Detjens I do appreciate the effort. So I thought I'd give back by offing up some tips that will help ladies avoid one of their seemingly favorite pitfalls. Namely, Hooking up with assholes.

It would seem that women like strong, interesting, independent, deep, men with dreams and passion and the like. Bad boys, for lack of a better term. The crux of the problem is that the run-of-the-mill jerk-off can pass as a bad boy, thereby trapping a goodly number of unsuspecting women in his tawdry web of lies and general retardation.

Any reasonably bright woman will eventually figure out that the dolt that has been getting high on her couch and mooching cash for three months is a looser. But, as a dude, I have a different perspective and can see through the ruse a bit faster.

So I hope these tips can help you double Xers out there quickly sort the wheat from the chaff.

Yes, I understand it's marvelously presumptuous and at least mildly chauvinist to think that I need to step in and offer unsolicited advice. But I'll let you read the Tips For Chicks as I write them and see if they don't have some value too you.

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# posted by Max : 8/11/2006 04:21:00 PM  
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