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Sunday, August 20, 2006

200.2

So I've given up modified corn products and I feel pretty-good. As a side bonus I've dropped from 208.6 lbs to 200.2 lbs as of this morning. What's nifty is that I'm not suffering. Corn syrup is one of those mysterious things. It makes crappy food addictive. It's a strange thing to be sitting in a drive through cue thinking about how none of the food sounds good, I'm not even hungry. Yet my plan is to get the biggest burger as an upsized meal, and a milk shake. But who cares!?

What's important is that I'm almost under 200 pounds. I think my peak was in the mid-220's. To my recollection this would be the first time since the year 2000.

In that year I got a sinus infection that, of course, I didn't get treatment for. Western Medicine is for whinny wussies and all that. The infection spread to my lungs. Bummer. But I was pretty well committed to my strategy of no treatment. So for three weeks I ate almost nothing, slept for 18 hours a day and occasionally limped over to campus to take quizzes. When I was up and about I was a bit weaker but I was also beautiful. And that's what's really important, yes?

As a sidebar: The college I was attending, UC Santa Barbara, has the highest rate of male eating disorders.

I promptly resumed my 75% Jack-In-The-Box diet.

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# posted by Max : 8/20/2006 09:11:00 AM  
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