Our crew cracks me up. One was carrying a heavy box whilst at the same time trying to check out a girl across the street. Well he couldn't manage both at the same time and half dropped the box. But the capper - he said, "Hey lady, this box weighs 50 pounds. Slow down.".
Which brings up an important public service announcement: Attractive Women - Be sensitive to your environment. Recognize that your presence may cause males (and many females) to lose concentration. This momentary lapse may directly cause accidents. Be especially careful around motorists, construction workers, heavy equipment operators, factory workers, train engineers, and nuclear power plant technicians. Your presence may cause injury or even death. Thank you for listening.